with half a dozen kids from an orphanage. Half way through the flight the pilot comes back and says the plane has lost both engines, they are going to crash and there and only two parachutes.
The first priest says to the second "grab those 'chutes - we're out of here"
"What about the children?" asks the second priest
"Fuck the children" says the first priest causing the second priest to ask
"Do you think there's enough time?"
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