There are too many Gay jokes on the internet. Can we do Straight Jokes.

I mean jokes at the expense of Straight people.

Let me start by one.

How many heterosexuals couples does it take to screw in a light bulb? just One...






But the light bulb explodes after 30 seconds and the socket never gets its switch turned on.




OK one more...

Whats the difference between a straight girl and a lesbian?






A six-pack of beer!



OK I lied... This is the final one...

Why are homophobic jokes always so short?





Because nothing a straight man does ever lasts more than 5 minutes.






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Your turn!

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