There are three priests...

...at a bus stop. And a man walks up to them and says "I'm Jesus Christ." The three priests look at him and say "no you're not." "Oh yeah?" Replies the man. "Follow me" So the priests follow the man to a bar, and they walk inside. The bartender immediately yells "Jesus Christ, you're back already!?" At the man. To which the man says to the priests "I told ya"

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