A young, single, and very handsome test pilot is forced to eject from his jet. His parachute fails to open, and as he plummets to the ground he prays that somehow he will be saved.
He hears voice say, I will save you, but in return you must make the next woman you see happy for the rest of your life.
He says, anything, I'll do anything, just save me. Just then, a storm front comes in with unbelievably strong updrafts. The updrafts slow the pilot down to nearly a stop, then he crashes through a skylight of a home and lands in the middle of a king sized bed and is truly amazed that he is still alive.
A very large, unattractive woman races into the room and says "Hallelujah, you're just what I asked for". The pilot, remembering his bargain, runs out of the house in a panic and straight in front of a speeding truck where he is instantly killed.
When he gets to heaven, he asks God, why did he make such a bargain with him. God said, it was your time to die, I was just messing with you.
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