There are 3 roosters, a straight one, a backwards one, and a gay one. The straight rooster says cock-a-doodle doo. The backwards rooster says doo doodle cock. What does the gay rooster say?

Someone...

Now I have to rename my dog.

Hershey Bars

This pirate had a parrot and all it every said was "Polly wanna cracker."...

What's long, hard...

A cucumber

Man and a genie

He's granted three wishes, genie tells him to go in the hotel on the beach...

Immigrants

Illegal immigration is not a new problem. Native Americans used to call it...

Today, a feminist...

Apparently "in HD" was not the right answer.

about time...

So I walk into the doctors office the other day and siting across from me is...

Damn girl! Your...

All I can think about is you spreading.

Yo momma is so dumb

Editor's Note: We get so many yo momma jokes that I decided to group them....

There are 30 cows

and twenty eight chickens... How many didn't? Better told in person.