The 2 boxers retreat to their corners as 2nd round ends.
One of the boxers is very beat up, beaten to a pulp, he can barely see out of his eyes because they are swollen shut, his coach tells him "Relax boy, Relax" "Put on your mouth piece and get out there, because if you kill him, we'll tie."
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