We were talking about school, and I mentioned the fact that I rarely pay attention in class and that I instead just surf the web or watch Netflix.
Him: "So, what sites do you surf the most?"
Me: "Well, there's this site called Reddit.."
Him: "I see.."
Me: "Have you heard of it?"
Him: "I'm not sure I've.. *read it*" *winks furiously at me*
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