Their on a crashing plane
The pilot says "im going down with the plane yall decide who gets them"
After a bit of debate the smartest man in the world gets one and jumps out. The two preachers say the other person should and they have served their purposes in this world,after a while,the pilot says"you two are good to go he just jumped out with my backpack"
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