An american and an englishman met in a bar.
"Why are you driving on the wrong side of the road", the american asked the englishman.
"We are not. We are driving on the right side of the road. You are driving on the wrong side", the englishman replied.
"No, we are driving on the right side", the american said. "You are driving on the left side. If you are not driving on the right side, you must be driving on the wrong side".
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