The worst feeling in the world is getting caught looking.

Doesn't matter what it is you are caught looking at. If you are caught you were not supposed to be looking in the first place. Sometimes it works out ok, like when a girl who finds you attractive catches you lookin at her boobs and smiles.

Other times it sucks like when you get caught texting at work or in class and instead of just admitting to the crime you either quickly slot it away and look guilty, or if you are a dumbass like myself, you just pretend you were smiling at your crotch like hey there little buddy! Yes. Today is the day you get to come out, proceed to flash the room and walk out. And that is how I wound up in front of you today your honour.

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