Finds a restaurant, is seated and reads the menue when he notices the waiter has a piece of red string hanging out of his zipper.
Guy asks: "What is up with that red twine?"
Waiter says: "Our owner had some consultant come in and try and improve business. We now carry this bag with an extra spoon. In case we drop a spoon we dont have to waste time running back in the kitchen but can just hand out this one."
Guy asks again: "And the string was also the consultant's idea?"
Waiter says: "Yes. It's tied around our Penis. On the toilet we can save time by pulling it out with the string and dont have to wash our hands, since we didn't touch it."
Guy asks: "So, how do you put it back in you trousers?"
Waiter answers: "I dont know how the others do it, but I just use this extra spoon we carry."
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