The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown
a party for a pair of visiting Roman deities -- Ceres, the goddess of
agriculture, and Janus, the two-faced god of doors and beginnings.
Everyone over did it, more or less. Ceres at one point was staggering and
turning in circles; Janus, equally submerged, was trying to dance with her.
Bacchus feared that the pair might fall over, so he went to steady them. This
marked the first time that a whirled Ceres was held with a double-header.
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