The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits.

Represent Christmas

Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...

Why won't you...

Because his spurs will get stuck up his asshole!

A woman brings...

A woman brings her elderly husband to the doctor for his annual check-up....

A man walks into...

He sits down and orders a double vodka on the rocks, smashes his head three...

How can Donald...

By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises.

Robin and Batman

Robin: Knock Knock Batman:Who's there? Robin:NOT YOUR PARENTS!

How do you find...

You look for fresh prints

I used to have a...

It cost my mum a fortune in saffron.

I thought Ali was...

But I guess he's down for the count.

Why doesn't...

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.