A woman brings her elderly husband to the doctor for his annual check-up. After the examination, the doctor pulls the woman aside.
"Your husband is in good physical shape," he says, "But I'm concerned about his mental health. He told me that when he gets up to go to the bathroom at night, God turns on the light for him."
"Oh, damn!" the wife replies, "He's pissing in the refrigerator again."
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