A little boy is walking down the sidewalk one day when he finds a welder's mask lying on the ground by the road. Because he is bored and curious, he picks up the mask and puts it on. Just then a large, dirty white van drives up and a middle-aged man with greasy hair and a trimmed mustache leans out of the window.
"Hey, kid..." he says slowly. "Do you like candy?"
"Yeah!" the boy responds, still wearing the welder's mask.
"Well, I've got some candy at my house. Come on, hop in, I'll take you there."
"Gee, thanks, mister!" The boy says. He gets into the man's van and the man drives away with the boy in the passenger seat.
As they are driving, the man turns to the boy.
"Hey, kid...do you know what a pedophile is?"
The boy shakes his head. "No." The man nods slowly and smiles.
"Hey, kid...do you know what fellatio is?"
Again, the boy shakes his head. "No." Again, the man smiles and nods.
"Hey, kid...do you know what sodomy is?"
The boy sighs and removes the mask.
"Sir, I'm not actually welder."
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