Two scientists make a new element...

... And call it drunkenfatheranium. The first scientist says to the second scientist " look at this! Drunkenfatheranium does not bond with oxygen! Or hydrogen! Or helium! Fascinating!" and the second scientist says to the first one " then what does it bond with?" and the first one says " not his wife and children, that's for sure."

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