A man walks into a bar and compliments the manager on the little piano player. After the man asks where the manager found such a small man with exquisite talent, the manager gave the man a lamp. The man rubs the lamp and a genie comes out granting him one wish. The man in complete disbelief wishes for one billion bucks. The genie grants him his wish and directs him outside before disappearing completely. The man walks outside to see one billion ducks. Confused, he walks back to the manager and says he asked for one billion bucks, not ducks. The manager replies "Do you really think I wanted a twelve inch pianist?"
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