A young man with a menial job was on his way home from work, and he finds an old lantern. Thinking that if he polishes it up he can get a few bucks for it.
He rubs the lamp and a genie comes out. The genie promises to grant him, three wishes.
Thinking he is on some reality TV show, he says Yeah right, but plays along.
He says to the genie, I wish I was rich, and the genie said granted. The man checks his bank balance and finds out that he is very rich.
Then the man says genie, I wish I was very handsome, and the genie said granted. The man pulls out a mirror and is astounded by how good he looks.
The man decides to save the wish for later, and the genie says that is fine, I will be listening.
The man goes home to decide what to do with his new found wealth and good looks.
He turns on the tv and there is an adult film playing. A buxom young woman is pleasuring herself with a large dildo. The man is turned on by the movie and says right now I wish I was a dildo, and the genie said granted.
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