The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. Don't be to mad at Dave, a friend told her. He did a terrific job. I'd be glad to have him usher at my wedding. Yeah, Betty replied, I wish he had been an usher at mine.
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