The wedding date

The wedding date was set and the groom�s three pals- a carpenter, an
electrician, and a dentist- were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on
their wedding night.
The carpenter decided that he would saw the slats off their bed.
The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating current would
give them a few chuckles.
The dentist would not tell what he had done, but wore a sly grin and swore
that it would be memorable.
The wedding and reception went as planned. A few days later, each of the
groom's three friends received a letter saying the following:
"Dear friends, we did not mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock
was only a minor setback but I am going to kill the S.O.B. that put Novocain in
the K-Y Jelly."