The Walk

One day a man was walking down the road when he came across a manly man. He was more manly than him and said "Hey, your pretty manly, come walk with me". So the man and the manly men walked further down the road until they came across the manly man man. He was manlier than then manly man, so he said "Hey, your incredibly manly, come walk with us". So the man, the manly man, and the manly man man walked down the road until they came across the manly man man man. He was so manly that the men said "Hey, your manlier than all of us put together, come walk with us". So the man, the manly man, the manly man man, and the manly man man man walked down the road until they came across a midget. He was pretty small, so the men said "Hey your pretty small, come walk with us". So the man, the manly man, the manly man man, the manly man man man, and the midget walked down the road until they came across the midget midget. He was smaller than the midget, so they said "Hey, your incredibly small, come walk with us. So the man, the manly man, the manly man man, the manly man man man, the midget, and the midget midget were walking down the road until they came upon the midget midget midget. He was smaller than any person has ever been, so they said "Hey, your insanely small, come walk with us". So the man, the manly man, the manly man man, the manly man man man, the midget, the midget midget, and the midget midget midget walked down the road until they came across the giant. He was pretty tall, so they said "Hey, your pretty tall, come walk with us. So the man, the manly man, the manly man man, the manly man man man, the midget, the midget midget, the midget midget midget, and the giant walked down the road until the came upon the giant giant. He was taller than the giant, so they said, "Hey, your taller than the giant, come walk with us. So the man, the manly man, the manly man man, the manly man man man, the midget, the midget midget, the midget midget midget, the giant, and the giant giant were walking down the road until the came across the giant giant giant. He was taller than anyone they had seen before, so they said "Hey, your taller than all of us put together, come walk with us". So the man, the manly man, the manly man man, the manly man man man, the midget, the midget midget, the midget midget midget, the giant, the giant giant, and the giant giant giant walked down the road until they came across a pit. It was so long that they barely see across it and so deep that they couldn't see the bottom. The man said "I can jump across it with a good sprint". So he backed up quite a ways, sprinted, jumped off the edge, fell in the pit and died. The manly man said "I could reach the other side with a bit more distance". So he went further, sprinted, jumped of the edge, fell in the pit and died. The manly man man said "I am manlier than both of those two. Surely I can reach the other side". So he went even further, sprinted, jumped off the edge, fell into the pit and died. The manly man man man said "I am the manliest man here. This will be no trouble". So he went even further, sprinted, jumped off the edge, fell into the pit and died. The giant saw this and said "I am taller and have longer legs than them I can make it across". So he stepped back, jumped, fell into the pit and died. The giant giant saw this and said "I am taller than he is. I can surely make it". So he stepped back, jumped, fell into the pit and died. The giant giant giant saw this and said "I am the tallest one here. What they failed in I can succeed in". So he stepped back, jumped, fell into the pi and died. The midget saw this and said "I'm pretty small. Perhaps I can float across". So he jumped up in the air, fell into the pit and died. The midget midget saw this and said "I am even lighter than he is. I can float across easily". So he jumped up into the air, fell into the pit and died. The midget midget midget saw all of this, jumped across the pit, and safely landed on the other side.
How'd he do it?
He was wearing Nike Air Jordans.