The guy that has only one testicle was swimming in the pond and all of a sudden someone grabs him from his testicle. He looks down and sees a mermaid is holding his ball.
Then mermaid asks:
plus 1 or minus 1?
The shocked and scared guy says:
plus 1.
Tge mermaid lets him go and swims away. The guy comes out of the water and realizes he has 2 balls!
He goes and tells the story to his friends. One of his friends has 2 missing fingers, so he desides to go to the pond the next morning and try his luck.
He is swimming in the pond and all of a sudden someone grabs him from his testicles. He looks down and sees a mermaid is holding his balls.
Then mermaid asks:
plus 2 or minus 2?
The happy guy responds:
Plus 2!
After coming out of the water he realizes that he has 4 testicles!
He doesn't know what to do and after spending the whole night thinking comes up with a plan of going back the next morning and just answering minus 2 this time.
So he's swimming in the pond and all of a sudden the mermaid grabs him by his balls and asks:
plus 4 or minus 4?
Edited: grammar
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