Would I?

Neighbouring boys and girls school have their end of year dance.

A student from the boys school, from a poor family, lost his eye and was unable to afford a glass eye, so was given a wooden eye.

Obviously quite shy and retiring due to his 'defect' he sticks to the wall around the dance floor and is having a miserable time, until he sees, across the floor, a girl from the neighbouring school against the far wall. She's perfect in every way except due to a cruel twist of fate she has a vertical mouth, instead of a horizontal one like you and I.

She sees him looking and looks away shyly, then back etc etc. until he finally works up the courage to ask her to dance.

Slowly he makes his way across the floor, twisting through dancing couples, losing sight of her and finding her again, until he finally reaches her.

Bumbling nervously he asks "W-w-w-would you like to dance?" to which she lights up and says "Would I!".

He glares at her and whispers "Cunt face".