one day the vicar and the golfer went golfing
the golfer was extremely bad at golf.
it was the golfers turn he kept missing the golfball
he actually hit the golfball at long last!! but it only got 1
metre away from
him!.
the golfer shouted "damn missed" .
1 hour later.
it was the golfers turn again he hit the ball! this time it only
got 2 metres away from him he shouted again "damn missed" the
vicar got
terribly upset with the golfer and said to him " if you keep
swearing
like that god will strike you with bolt of lightning
it was then the golfers turn again he missed and shouted " DAMN
MISSED" . A bolt of lightning shot right down at the vicar a
deep voice said "DAMN MISSED".!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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