The USS Enterprise, the larges military ship in the world, is out at sea. Suddenly something appears on the radar, that is heading right for them. The captain speak on the radio:
" Please make way, over " he said and waited for an answer.
" No, you need to make way, over " the other side of the radio said.
" Can't you hear what I'm saying, you have to make way, over " the captain answered, irritable.
" We can't, you have to make way, over "
" I am the captain of the USS Enterprise, one of the biggest ships in the world. You HAVE TO make way, over "
" We are a lighthouse, sir "
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