Three boys attended a private elementary school run by priests. These boys always made sure to come to school prepared and in complete uniform, which they loved because of their amazing blue blazers, slick blue tie, and sweet black pants.
During class, Father John would lecture and always use the chalkboard. This left the priest's hands covered in chalk and whenever a student needed assistance doing homework, he would leave a handprint on the blazer of the student after patting the student on the back for a job well done.
Every kid could tell who had the most help as some students had more prints left over than others. The three boys liked to do weekly checks on their wardrobe to see who was struggling in order to help out that student.
One day they all brought their uniforms over to the first boy's house. The first boy pulled out his blazer and there were two handprints on the back. The boys laughed at the first boy because he needed help.
The second boy pulled out his uniform and he had five handprints on his back. The other boys starting laughing even harder at the second boy for all the help he needed.
Finally the third boy pulled out his blazer and the other boys wet shocked in awe that no handprints were ever found. The third boy stood with his head held high so proud of his accomplishment. "Wow, im jealous," said the first boy, "and you even got new white pants too!"
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