A man has two young kids, a son and a daughter. They take a vacation just the three of them, and check into a nice hotel.
The concierge checks them in and gives the man his room key. Before they leave for the room, the concierge leans in and says to the man "I notice you are here without a significant other. If you are interested, we have a channel on our television subscription that features adult content. It can be accessed for an extra fee."
The man dismisses him, saying "Oh I won't be needing it, I have two kids."
Understanding, the concierge replies "Very well."
The man then leans in and whispers "I don't charge much if you want to watch too."
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