Little Johnny gets a train set for his birthday he sets it up and builds a station out of lego. When the train pulls into the station he says "Who ever wants to get the fuck on, get the fuck on! Who ever wants to get the fuck off, get the fuck off.
Johnny's mom is in the kitchen and hears this but she assumes it must have been the tv or something outside but she pays closer attention to Johnny. Sure enough the train pulls into the station again and he says "who ever wants to get the fuck on, get the fuck on! Who ever wants to get the fuck off, get the fuck off!
She goes and grabs him and tells him to go to his room for two hours because we do not talk like this in this house. Two hours pass and she goes and gets him out of the room and explains why we don't talk like that. He apologizes and goes back downstairs to play with his new train set.
The train pulls into the station and he says "who ever wants to get the fuck on, get the fuck on! Who ever wants to get the fuck off, get the fuck off! If you have a problem with the two hour delay then talk to the fat cunt in the kitchen"
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