The Top 20 Books Written for Children of Conservatives

20> Green Eggs and Ham, Spotted Owls and Toast


19> Bob the Nationbuilder


18> Snow White and the Dozen or So Born-Out-of-Wedlock, Crack-Addicted, Soon-to-Be-Wards-of-the-State, Drains-on-Society Dwarves


17> Nancy Drew Too Much Welfare So We Cut Her Off


16> Curious George and the Mean Ol' Stem-Cell Researcher


15> Global Warming, President Kerry and Other Fables From Fantasy Land


14> Bill and the Giant Impeach


13> Tom Swift and his Amazing Outsourcing Machine


12> Shoot the Bunny


11> Profits in Courage


10> Winnie the Pooh, the Killer Grizzly Whose Head Is Now Mounted Over a Fireplace


9> One Fish, Two Fish, My Fish, My Fish


8> How the Left Stole Christmas and Removed All Religious Meaning From It in the Name of Inclusiveness


7> Cliffordunov, the Big Red Menace


6> Billnocchio


5> Why Al Franken Hates You and Wants to Kill Your Puppy


4> Run, Ralph, Run!


3> Heather Has Two Mommies Who Are Both Going Straight to Hell


2> The Little Hybrid Engine That Couldn't


1> Where the Wild Things Are II: This Time, We Have Very Credible Information


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