15> Double your measure, double your gun
14> Share a stick with the one you love
13> Just like the Cubs at Wrigley Field, you, too, will be able to play at night!
12> The flavor that never lets you down
11> We put the "spear" in "spearmint"
10> Double your pleasure, double your fun, halve your whining about how it's never happened before
9> Chew it all the way home
8> New Wrigley's Viagra gum: We bring your thing to life
7> Time for the seven-inch stretch!
6> Melts in your mouth, not in your pants
5> Have *you* had a stick lately?
4> Hey old man, wanna piece of candy?
3> Recommended by 4 out of 5 dentists as an effective way to fill cavities
2> Forget the flavor -- *you'll* be like a bedpost overnight
1> It's Wrigidly Delicious!
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