15> Start Me Up With That Portable Defibrillator14> Let's Spend Nap Time Together13> Ain't Too Proud to Take My Senior Discount12> 19th Prostate Breakdown11> Harlem Shuffleboard10> Can't You Hear Me Coughing?9> Angina8> Time Ain't Exactly on My Side, So Hurry Up With That Smoothie, Punk7> Wild Hearses6> Time Is on My Ass5> You Can't Always Shit When You Want4> Gimme Seltzer3> Waiting on a Lung2> Be a Burden1> (I Can't Get No) Rascal Traction [ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
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