The Top 15 George W. Bush Campaign Slogans We'd Like to See


15> Elect Bush: Vote Nader


14> You Wouldn't Want to Piss Off John Ashcroft, Would You?


13> Vote Bush -- or Condoleezza Will Come and Spank You!


12> Behind the Curtain... Halliburton!


11> Not Smart Enough to Lie


10> Force-Feeding Democracy to the World, One Nation at a Time


9> Last Time, I Was Just Stupid; This Time, I'm Evil as Well!


8> Leading Kerry in All Alphabetized Polls


7> Give Me Four More Years and I'll Find You Some Damned WMDs Somewhere


6> Stick It to Frenchie, BIG TIME!


5> Mission Accom-- Hey, Look, the NCAA Tourney Is On!


4> Vote for Bush! Or Don't, and I'll Just Have the Supreme Court Take Care of It Again.


3> Tax and Spend -- Without The Tax!


2> C'mon Guys, Don'tcha Want a Boss, Bitchin', Supercool Moon Base?!?


1> Vote Bush: It's a No-Brainer!


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