14> O Little Town of Birmingham
13> I Don't Fear What You Fear
12> Oh, Krispy Kreme
11> Angels I Have Heard While High
10> Grandma Got Run Over By a Train, Dear
9> Oh Come *On*, All Ye Faithful!
8> Silent Night. Total F**king Silence.
7> Hark! The Victoria's Secret Angels Jiggle
6> We Kiss You a Mahir Christmas
5> Livin' La Vida Loca -- not that it has anything to do with atheism, but that Ricky Martin is HOT!
4> Whose Kid is This?
3> O Stoli Night
2> Amway -- I'm a Manager
1> Got Breasts, Ye Merry Gentlemen?
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