The Three Wishes


There was three blondes stuck on an island when they found a lamp witch they rubbed and they each got three wishes.


The first blonde says,"i wish i was 10% smarter so i can swim off the island." so she turned into a brunette and swam off the island.


the 2nd blonde wishes she was 25% smarter so she turned into a red head and swam off the island


the 3rd blonde wishes she was 50% smarter...So she turned into a man and walked across the bridge

You might also enjoy

Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.