There were three midgets. Each one wanted to win a world record.
The first midget went in to the place for world records and said I want to see if I have the worlds smallest hands.
He came happy and said i got the record.
So the second one goes in and says I want to see if I can get the record for the worlds smallest feet.
He came out all happy and said i got the record.
Then the last one goes in and said I want to see if I have the worlds smallest penis. He came out all sad and said, "Who the in the hell Michael Jackson?!"
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