Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire.
The youngest cowboy says, "Last week, a mammoth bull gored 10 men on the range, but I stepped in and wrestled it to the ground with nothing but my bare hands."
Not wanting to be outdone, the second cowboy says, "That's nothing. Two days ago, I was attacked by a 10-foot rattler, but I caught it in mid-strike and ripped off its head with my teeth."
The oldest cowboy just sits there quietly, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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