A man's car breaks down and is forced to walk to the nearest phone for help. Unfortunately, being in the country, he ends up walking a ways before he finds a small farm. He knocks on the door and an old Chinese farmer opens the door. The man explains his predicament and asks to use his telephone but the old man shakes his head and says, "I have no telephone, but you may stay the night until the sun rises. But only under the condition that you stay away from my daughter or you shall receive the three forbidden tortures!"
The man, thinking only that the farmer is a little overprotective, but not having much of a choice, accepts the farmer's agreement. Over dinner, the farmer's beautiful daughter eyes him and playfully rubs her leg against his. That night, thinking that the old man would never know, sneaks into her bed.
The next morning he wakes up with a large rock on his chest. A note on the rock says, "First forbidden torture: rock on chest." The man hastily stands up and throws the rock out the window when he sees the underside of the rock with a note that reads, "Second forbidden torture: rock tied to ball."
Surely enough, he sees a quickly diminishing coil of rope leading to one of his balls. In panick, he decides to jump out the window and as he exits the window, on the underside of the window frame is yet another note written, "Third forbidden torture: other ball tied to bed."
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