Translated and changed slightly from Armenian:
3 friends come across a man in need of help and help him with his problem. As thanks, the man rewards them 3 magic eggs and tells them "break these magic eggs, and you can become anything your heart desires"
He hands an egg to the 1st man. He breaks it and exclaims, "I want to be a rich and powerful head of state!" And that's what he becomes.
He then hands an egg to the 2nd man. The 2nd man breaks it and says "I would like to be charismatic and good looking, the greatest artist who ever lived!" And that's what he becomes.
He hands an egg to the 3rd man, and as it is given to him, he drops it and says "shit!"
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