There was three drunk men after a night out in the club. These three men decide to go to an adult motel. As the three drunk men went to the counter to talk the information desk to book get a room for the night, the first drunk says to the guy "I want.. a.. room.. for a night for two". The receptionist says "All right! It's all ready for you, right this way". The second drunk comes to the receptionist and says "ei, I want thhe night.. big ol' titties". Receptionist says with a smirk, "Of course! We got a girl just for you tonight, this way". The last drunk guy goes up to the counter and says "I... I. want.. *glup* ..what's left". The receptionist with a smile says "Don't worry this own one is a light one! right this way"
The night passes and it's morning & all three drunk men come out of their rooms to share their experience from last night. The first drunk man said "Maaaan that night was great! She had a behind that I didn't know it existed on this earth!". The second drunk man quickly replied with "hah! Don't make me laugh my girl had the sweetest tits that a man could possibly ask for!". The third drunk looks sad and says with a whim "Man... my girl last night.. everything was going so well, until I tried biting her nips.. she quickly flew away.."
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