The three American Marines that helped thwart the Terrorist Attack in France did something than no Frenchman ever has.

I wish I could...

Because then she'd go down on me 5 times a day.

Why was the young...

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

If I ever wanted...

climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done.

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National Dyslexic Association

Sex While Pregnant

For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know...

Did you hear...

There was a teenager hanging pumpkins on a rope off of the overpass as a...

A Muslim goes...

I forgot the punchline but i'm pretty sure it ended with a bang.

I have a monster...

I sleep on the top of a bunk bed.

I work in an...

It has its ups and downs.

You know what...

People are dying to get in there.