I got engaged to my beautiful girlfriend of 6 years. She had this amazingly hot younger sister who I always eyed and ogled but never flirted with as respect to my gf.
One day the sister called me to the house to help pick out caterers for the wedding. She was home alone. It started off normal but eventually she sensually confessed to having feelings for me over the years and has one wish of having passionate sex with me before the wedding.
"It'll be our little secret" she whispered in my ear...letting her lips sensually graze the side of my face
She then slowly walked up the stairs, undoing her bra. I processed the situation then sprinted for the front door
Outside I saw my father-in-law and my girlfriend, clapping their hands.
"You passed our test! I'm so proud of you and feel safe knowing that a man like you is marrying my daughter!" My father in law said. He reached out to hug me.
I nodded and just went with the flow. We've been married 10 years now...and to this day I still think
"Thank god I kept my condoms in the car!"
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