John came home from his job at the pickle factory one day looking troubled. His wife asked him what was the matter.
"I been thinking about putting my penis in the pickle slicer."
"Oh my god! You need to get help! That's crazy!", she exclaimed as he hung his head.
He didn't seek help and a week later his wife comes home from running errands and finds John is home hours before he should be from work. He's setting at the table looking distraught.
"What's wrong honey?", he's wife asks.
"I did it. I put my penis in the pickle slicer."
"What!!! Oh my god what happened!?!"
"I got fired."
"But what about the pickle slicer John?"
"Oh they fired her too."
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