The Sun God Heloios was hungover today. Unable to lift his radiant body out of bed he just stuck his blazing bare bum over the horizon...

I had a near miss...

Well a pre-op Transsexual.

Worst Insurance...

If you were an auto insurer, would you have paid these actual claims? “In an...

What do you call...

A procrastigator.

NOODLE

WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SPAGETTI NOODLE?...

A little boy has...

Mom: What the hell do you need Viagra for? Boy: Isn't that what you give to...

Drunk...

A drunk lurches out of a pub at lunchtime. After getting his...

Two men are in...

Two men are in the operating room getting prepared for surgery. One says...

What's the worst...

Wondering who the hell names their son Rape.

What did the...

Hang tight

A young ATF agent...

He pulls up to farmer Joe's and after flashing his badge the agent asks Joe...