He pulls up to farmer Joe's and after flashing his badge the agent asks Joe if it is ok for him to take a look through some of the fields on the farm.
"Go ahead" says Joe "But I would stay out of the east field out back"
The agent is eager to flex his new power pulls out his badge and looks Joe in the eye and begins "This badge gives me the authority to search anywhere I see fit. Now what is in that field that you don't want me to see?"
Joe shrugs and says "Nothing interesting just an ornery old bull"
The agent waves his badge at Joe one more time and says "That is a likely story. I'm going to go have a look at that field." With that he marches off and into the east field.
The agent is only a few steps in when the bull sees him and charges.
Joe yells "SHOW HIM YOUR BADGE"
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