A sniper goes to a gun shop to buy a new scope.
Owner: This scope can see as far as a kilometre, you can see my house up there on the hill"
The sniper looks through the scope to look at the man's house.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman in your house"
The man looks through the scope too and hands the sniper 2 bullets.
"You can have the scope for free if you shoot my wife's head off and that guy's penis off"
The sniper agrees and replies, "Oh wait, I can shoot them both right now with one bullet"
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