Three friends decide to go to a ski resort for the weekend. When they arrive at the lodge, they're dismayed to learn that there's only one room left. What's worse, it only has a single bed. Figuring that it's their only option, they decide to take the room.
After a full day of skiing, the tired friends head up to their room and sleep in the one bed. They all wake up in the morning after a good night's sleep.
The guy on the left side says, "I had this dream that I was getting a hand job."
The guy on the right says, "No way! I had the same dream!"
The guy in the middle says, "That's weird, I dreamt I was skiing."
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