A family of 3 visited a water park. The kid asked the mother.
"Mommy! Mommy! How come some women have big breasts but some women have tiny breasts?"
The flustered mother thought up a witty remark.
"Well... rich women have big breasts, but poor women have small breasts."
Then, the kid asked again to the mother.
"How come some men have big penis while some men have small one?"
"Ah.. that... it's because intellectual men have big ones while dumb men are small."
After a while, the kid comes to the mother again then yells out loud.
"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy just saw a rich girl then he is getting really really smart!"
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