Once upon a time in the kingdom of camelot there was a competition held among the most prominent knights to determine who could shoot their cum the farthest.
The first knight named David tried and shot it 10 meters.
The second knight named William tried even harder and shot 50 meters.
Now it was time for Lancelot, the bravest of the knights to showcase his talent and after going at it furiously for several minutes he ejaculated, but even after continuous searching no one was able to find his cum.
The next day News reported "Mysterious Sticky rainfall in the Kingdom of Cornwall makes more than 70% of women pregnant."
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