The shoe thief

A homeless guy is sitting on the street drinking a few frothies. The night gets on and he eventually passes out and falls asleep on the sidewalk. He wakes up in the morning and looks down at his feet, to his surprise, his shoes are missing! He shrugs his shoulders and says to himself..."you shoes you lose"

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