The Sex Shop

There's a sex shop worker, and while he's working the counter alone, a caucasian woman walks in. She looks at the array of dildos and says, "How much for the white dildo?" The guy says, "$90". She looks a bit further and says, "How much for the black one?" He says, "$90, black or white, we don't discriminate." She says, "Okay - since that's the case, I've never had a black one before, so I think I'll take that." So she pays her $90, and leaves with a black dildo.

A short while later, a black woman enters the store, and begins looking over the array of dildos. She asks, "How much for the black dildo?" The guy says, "$90". She looks a bit further and says, "How much for the white one?" He says, "$90, black or white, we don't discriminate." She says, "Okay - since that's the case, I've never had a white one before, so I think I'll take that." So she pays her $90, and leaves with a white dildo.

A little while later, a blonde walks in. She asks, "How much are your dildos?" The guy says, "$90 for black, $90 for white - we don't discriminate, lady." She looks a bit further on the shelf and her eyes widen. She says, "Is... is that a *plaid* one?!" The guy looks at the shelf, and says, "Yes, yes it is. And it's a very special one, so it's $250." She says, "Wow! Well, I've never had a plaid one before, so I'll take it!" She pays her $250 and leaves with her plaid dildo.

A while later, the owner of the shop comes in. He says to the guy, "So, how's business going tonight?" The employee tells him, "Not bad - I sold a black dildo, and a white dildo. Oh, yeah, and I sold your thermos for $250."